This is Kristin's cracker history (made up of course). Once apon a time there was a girl name Kristin She was a princess and she hated crackers! Even though she never tried them she thought they looked revolting and smelt like fish paste. (That was probably her imagination working there.) One day she was taking a walk in the courtyard of the lolipop forest; her Godmother made it for her of course.
She was picking lolipops (Which were plump, juicy and they kind of taste like lolipopps, but they are a kind of fruit - very good, if I do say so myself.) when she bumped into a prince. It was a funny sight I must say. You should have seen it..... Anyway they bumped into each other and her lolipops flew into his hair it was a golden auburn, and his books for finding animals went up right smack on her head. "bonk" it went. Twas a mighty delicious sound I say! =) It knocked her right out. Immedietly he took her to the hospital and her lolipops still on his head. Lol. When she woke up he was staring into her eyes, she was very impertenent and she tried to maintain her dignity saying "why did you bump into me like that?!" She screamed.
The prince said, "What?! I was reading my books minding my own business when you bumped into me!" Their arguing went on for ten minutes I will not tell what they said because that wouldn't be fun to read. After a while they found they liked each other. The Prince was very handsome and the Princess very beautiful. It was true love. They loved arguing with each other. Not very romantic I say but it was to them. One beautiful day the sun was shining, there was a fresh smell all about them, the birds were tweeting and there were beautiful flowers out. The prince asked her to marry him.
"I thought you would never ask!' she exclaimed joyously. But the prince's wicked stepmother saw it all in her swirling globe. She has been trying to keep the Prince from ever marrying. She didn't want anyone else to be queen. She screamed in rage
"That Princess will never steal my throne!" Back where Prince and Princess were they were getting married. Secretly because the secret is the wicked Queen/Witch locked the Prince up in a tower since he was born remember she never wanted him to marry. She lied to him saying "the outside is terrible for your health and the wicked sun would kill you!" He protested against her word
"but other people go out look at the fun they're having!'
She lied again saying, "you are special you don't need all that!' That convinced him. Ah yes i forgot to tell you he didn't know she was a witch. Anyway he sneaked out one day just for a glimpse of the world. Now that he was older he didn't believe the sun would kill him anymore. When he met Kristin that was his first time being out. Anyway back to the story Kristin's parents went to the wedding but not his mom. She has no husband because she married a very wealthy King but he was very ugly. She wasn't a Queen but she made herself very beautiful because she has evil powers and she charmed the good King into marrying her. One night she killed him. That's how she became a rich, beautiful, Queen. A day after that she gave birth to a son. They had a beautiful marriage out in the courtyard. Birds were singing, there were reefs of flowers, bells, and a humongous cake made by mwa the cheff. Lol. After they were married they bought a castle for themselves. I wish I could say they lived happily ever after but alas it was terrible for Kristin....The Witch made it so in the markets there was only crackers, cheese, honey, butter, heavy cream, and milk. Well they had regular food already but soon they would run out and have to buy the milk for drink and the crackers and ingredients for it. Kristin was having a hard time. They had all these glorious foods but soon they would have horrible foods. Pretty soon they ran out and the Princess swore to herself that she would only eat of the lolipop tree and drink of the sweet stream water. Well a little while after that she became sick of them.
"I have to eat different foods!!" So she tried the cracker with cheese, then with butter, then with honey, then with her homeade butter with the heavy cream, then all of them on one cracker!! She screamed
Then she told herself "I love this!!!" Suddenly the evil Queen in her castle started burning.
"Noo" she screamed. She kept burning till she turned to ashes. Then the ashes blew away. After that the newlyweds came to tell the Queen the joyous news but when they got there they couldn't find her. After that they never saw her again. Also the other food from the market came back. Even though the Princess loved cakers now. In the end they all lived happily ever after. Evryone that is except the Witch. Wherever she is. Anyway. The end. This was a fairytale made by Kerri G. A.

• A while ago I went to Lake Padagonia with my brothers, Eric, + Timmy, my Mom and my sister Kristin. We saw so many cool things! First of all these birds that were black, also this one bird that was blue and white. I think it's from the family of Storks and Cranes. I also saw weird bugs. I heard the bull frog. It sounds like some kind of instument but i can't put my finger on wich one it is. I can say it's really loud though. The foods we had were doritos, diet pepsi, fresca, pink lemonade, chicken, grapes, cherries, cupcakes and sandwich. I went to their store with Kristin and I got a baby bottle pop there. (It's a kind of candy.) We also swam it was really fun but kind of chilly. Hee hee. =) WE canoed and kayaked too. I've already been on a camping trip here before and canoed. This one was only for a day. =) Before we left to go to church (beacause I help there) Kristin and I took a shower. With my shampoo and con. I brought. I didn't want to be all gross for church. Kerri.