Today I am going to give you some FoxTrot comic quotes.

"Mom, where's Dad's old magnifying glass?" asks Jason.
"What do you want it for?" Asks Mom.
"Something." Says Jason.
"Jason, I don't want you frying ants, do you hear me?
"Why on earth would I want to fry ants?! They're cute! They're intelligent! Ants are our FRIENDS!"
"It's in his dresser."
..."Unlike certain sisters."
"zzzz."


Setting: School classroom. Marcus and Jason.

"Ok class. I'll be picking up your tests in a minute." Says the teacher.
"Psst- what'd you get?"
"What'd YOU get?" Asked Marcus.
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
"Fine, I got three almond joys, five tootsie pops, a full-size snickers bar...
"A full-size snickers bar?! Who was giving out THOSE?!


Last one :D

"A five letter word for humility..." Says Andy the Mom to herself. |AM ND| An e is supposed to be in the middle. "Hmm."
"Where's the Sunday paper?" Asks the husband of Andy, Roger.
"You're looking at it." Says Andy.
"What do you mean? Where's the sports section?
"Peter's got it."
"Where's the comic section?"
"Jason's got it."
"Where's the crossword puzzle?"
"I've got it."
"Where's the news section?!"
"Paige's got it."
"All that's left is this stupid home improvement section!"
"Andy, is this one of your cute little hints?..."
"You got it."
"Five down is Lynx."
"This isn't what I MEANT."

TA-DA!