You know what? I am here today to give you guys some sweet song quotes. (Parts of songs I like a lot.)

"Dear Mom and Dad please send money; I'm so broke that it ain't funny well I don't need much just enough to get me through. Please don't worry cause I'm all right, yeah I'm staying here at the bar tonight. Well, this time I'm gonna make our dreams come true. I love you more then anything in the world love your baby girl." "Dear Mom and Dad I'll send money, I'm so rich that it ain't funny!"

"I'm the son of a 3rd generation farmer, I've been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter. I'm a God fearin' hard working combine driver, hogging up the rode on my p-p-p-p plower chugalugalugging 5 miles an hour, ON MY INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER."

"I spent 15 hundred dollars on your dog's collar put new spinners on your escalade. I swear I almost started cryin' when you brought up buying diamonds Lord I'm spending more than I'm getting paid. you got more purses than Versace got more rings than Liberace. Got me filling your closets full of fancy shoes. All my credit cards are cooking girl you gon't know what you're putting me through, it's a business doing pleasure; a business doing pleasure with you!

"Lost my job, came home mad
Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad
She said I can go to work until you find another job
I thought I like the sound of that
Watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hand working dad to being Mr. Mom

Well,
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr. Mom."

He's a goodtime cowboy casanova leaning up against the record machine. He looks like a cool drink of water but he's candy coated misery. He's a devil in disguise. A snake with blue eyes and he only comes out at night, gives you feelings that you don't want to fight you better run for your lives.