Today I am going to give you some FoxTrot comic quotes.

"Mom, where's Dad's old magnifying glass?" asks Jason.
"What do you want it for?" Asks Mom.
"Something." Says Jason.
"Jason, I don't want you frying ants, do you hear me?
"Why on earth would I want to fry ants?! They're cute! They're intelligent! Ants are our FRIENDS!"
"It's in his dresser."
..."Unlike certain sisters."
"zzzz."


Setting: School classroom. Marcus and Jason.

"Ok class. I'll be picking up your tests in a minute." Says the teacher.
"Psst- what'd you get?"
"What'd YOU get?" Asked Marcus.
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
"Fine, I got three almond joys, five tootsie pops, a full-size snickers bar...
"A full-size snickers bar?! Who was giving out THOSE?!


Last one :D

"A five letter word for humility..." Says Andy the Mom to herself. |AM ND| An e is supposed to be in the middle. "Hmm."
"Where's the Sunday paper?" Asks the husband of Andy, Roger.
"You're looking at it." Says Andy.
"What do you mean? Where's the sports section?
"Peter's got it."
"Where's the comic section?"
"Jason's got it."
"Where's the crossword puzzle?"
"I've got it."
"Where's the news section?!"
"Paige's got it."
"All that's left is this stupid home improvement section!"
"Andy, is this one of your cute little hints?..."
"You got it."
"Five down is Lynx."
"This isn't what I MEANT."

TA-DA!

I am just going to say some random things! When I wear the contacts sometimes they make my vision blurry. I just went to the mountains yesterday because there was snow there! I am a Harry Potter reading addict. I don't like to cook but I love to bake! Crembrulee' is really good. I am borrowing and electronic drumset with no sound. (Sound soon though.) This blog is so short. I had nothing to say. You know how that is, right? Anyways, I BEST BE GOING NOW Y'ALL. Oh, and some things I think about: For a capital I when you write it you have to put two lines over the top and under the line. In typing it is just a straight line! Weird huh? One more thing, in Church when people stand I notice they either put their hands on the chair, in their pockets, fold them behind their back, or fold them in front of theirselves. I think the truth is; their arms aren't used to laying limp.

So, I got contacts. At first it was hard to put them on. I got used to it. I'm not a pro at putting them on yet, I will say. When I first got them on I had an unpleasant experience. Something was in them so it made the contact feel uncomfortable. I know how to clean them and take them off also. (Obviously.) I still have to wear glasses though. We also found out my vision got worse since last time. Sometimes when wearing the contacts my eyes go all fuzzy for about 5 seconds. It's quite annoying. Anywho, that's all for now!